Suhaagraat

Ek aadmi ko bari ajeeb si aadat thi, woh raat ko hamesh apne ko pura cover karke sota tha.
Jab uski shaadi ho jat hai to pehli raat ko woh biwi ko apne pas letakar , dono ko chadar se pura cover karke so jat hai aur kuch nahi karta hai. Aise hi 4-5 din beet jate hai, to uski biwi pareshaan ho jaati ki ye kuch kar kyo nahi raha hai? woh sasu maa se bolti hai to sasu maa bolti hai beti tu hi shuruwat kar, kya pata phir woh kuch kare, to us raat uski biwi blouse aur petikot me uske sath soti hai lekin woh phir bhi kuch nahi karta hai, to dusre din woh bra aur pantie me soti hai toh bhi woh kuch nahi karta hai, to larki phir sasu maa se bolti hai , sasu maa bolti hai aaj tu nangi so jana.
Us raat woh nangi hokar leti hai to uska aadmi use gaur se dekhta hai phir uske bagal me let jata aur phir dono ko chadar se poora cover kar leta hai, uski biwi sochti hai aaj kuch karega lekin aadmi kuch nahi karta hai lekin aadmi baar baar idhar udhar sar hilata hai, pareshaan sa ho raha tha, 5 minute tak jab aadmi kuchh nahi karta hai to uski biwi uska haath pakar ke apni choot ke paas le jaati hai aur kehti hai "suno ji dekho mere yaha chhed hai", to aadmi bolta hai behan ki lauri itni der se bata kyo nahi rahi thi, mai sochu behanchod Hawa kaha se aa rahi hai?.