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Friday

Kutta aur Sher

Ek jungle me ek Sher aur Sherni rahte they, ek Kutta roj unki gufa ke bahar se Sher ko gali diya karta tha Behan ke laure jungle ke raaja Sher agar teri gaand me dum hai to bahar nikal,Madharchod lekin Sher bahar nahi nikalta hai,to Sherni Sher se bolti hai tum mard hoker darte ho woh Kutta bahar tumhe gaali de raha hai aur tum yaha chupchap baithe ho namard kahi ke aur Sherni bahar jati hai,Sherni ko dekhkar Kutta bhagne lagta hai to Sherni uske peeche peeche bhagti hai,ab Kutta aage aage aur Sherni uske peeche peeche.
Tabhi ek bara sa Per aata hai jisme niche ek Chhed(Hole) aata hai to Kutta usme se nikal ke aage chale jata hai aur jab Sherni jaane lagti hai to woh beech me fas jaati hai to Kutta ghum kar aata hai aur Sherni ki khub Gaand marke chala jata hai,Badi muskil se Sherni waha se nikal kar apni gufa me chali jaati hai to Sher bolta hai aa gayee Chudwakar! Sherni bolti hai tumhe kaise pata? Sher bolta hai pehle meri bhi mardangi dikhane ki wajah se bahut baar is Kutte ne Gaand mari hai.

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