Mast Small Jokes and Shayri

chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi
jab chodan ki bari aayi land khhada na hoi

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1 patahan 1 randi ko chodna gaya, randi patahan ka lund dakh kar dar gai or boli yaa lakidi ka phate me sorakh ha pahle apna lund is phata men dalo phir mari chot men dalna,pathan ne asa hi kiya to pathan ko bohot maza aya jab pathan farig ho gaya to randi na 100 rupe manga patahan bola tum sab choro is lakdi ka phate ka kimat batau hahahaha:-)

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Do u know who is the best golfer in the world?
A woman, whatever way u try to enter ur ball, u will not suceed.

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Do ghati ke beech mein ek ramniya sthal jahan achhe achhe ser (lion) daharte hue aate hai aur larkahrate hue jate hai?
c
ch
chu
chuuuuuuuut.

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SAKHT GARMEE PUR RAHEE THEE

THAA MAHEENA JUNE KAA

JUNG KEE TOPAIN CHAL RAHEEN THEEN

THAA NISHANA CHUT KAA

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definition of lund;-haddi rahit charm sahit chut bhedak dand ko lund kehete hai. definition of chut;-chalte chalte chuk chuk bole bete to khul jaye bin haddi ka ganna chuse wahi chut kahalaye;

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MASTI
DOR GAON{VALAGE} BASTI THEE
JHA PE RANDIA BASTI THEE
UN MAY ITNE MASTI THEE
JITNA DALO HASTI THEE
MAGAR APP KEW ITNA HASTE HO
KYA OSE GAON MAY BASTE HO.

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teacher: apna charcter saf rkhna k liye hr orat ko apne maa smjho.
student: hr orat ko apni maa smjhu to mere bap ka character khrab ho jayega.

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Girl is the best engine in the world
bcoz:
1. any size of piston fit
2. automatic lubricant