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Saturday

Short Hindi Sex Jokes

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho gaya uss k baap ne pocha k ye kis ka bacha hai? larki:papa dua salam sub se thi ab mein kis kis ka naam loon

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mirza ghalib se uski girl friend wada karke nahen aae jab uski girl friend dusre din aae to galib ne ye sher arz kia kja apni chut ko kahen aur le ja galib ko apne hath se qarar aagya

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akher 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahen aaega har koi khali hath jaega sub yahan reh jaega q k us din qayamat nahin . . zardari pakistan bech k nikal jayega

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aik shaks lift per ja raha tha pechy aik larki khari thi lift per jhatka laga of shaks ki albow (koni) larki ke brest me ghus gaee.
shaks bola jis tarha aap ka ye hissa naram hay umeed hay aap ka dil bhe naram hoga aur aap mujh ko maaf kar den gee
larki boli jis tarha aap ke kooni sakht hay umeed hay aap ka phultrun (lund) bhe itna he sakht hoga to pir milna

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Jeeto-I didnt know u smoked.When did you start?Preeto-That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray....

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.....
Santa- Hey,look out from the car window,n tell me if the indicators r working or not? Banta puts his head out n says Yes-No,Yes-No.......

Banta-Why is the Police nicknamed-The heart of the country?Santa-It beats,beats,beats....
Santa goes 2 a library n says,Can I have a burger n coke?Librarian -Im sorry,this is a library.Santa whispers -Can I have a burger n coke?

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1)sardar travelling in air deccan asked for milk,Air hostess remove her braa and gave her nipple in his mouth... Sardar "bhenchod acchha huwa pani nahi manga..."
2)Beta:Pitaji, Ye Bollywood or Hollywood kya hota h? Baap:-Beta,jahan ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo Bollywood or jahan HOLL se khelne de wo HOLLYWOD Hota hai
3)Man marries deaf &dumb girl.He writes "we must work out a code: If i want sex i'll stroke ur breast-u reply by pulling my tool ONCE for YES or 62 times for NO.d

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Railway Notis :

railway track par baith kar hagne walo sawdhan agar train aa gayi to gand kat jaygi abhi hath se gand dhote ho fir gand se hanth DHONA padega

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what is the choot
choot is the Mall
coverd with Ball
inside Laal
jo chode so Nihal
jo chudyae so Behal



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bedard jamana kya jane kya chese judai hoti hai. hum lund pakad kar sote hai ghar ghar mai chudai hoti hai

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1 jangal men kafi sary janwar rahte tha
janwaru ny tarzan nahi dakha tha
1 din tearzan ko dakha or boly ya kasa janwar ha hamari dum picha or is ki dum aagy he
hahahahahaha:-)

1 comment:

  1. larki -ma ajh mera baltkar ho gaya.maa-beti aage se khyal rakana.larki-kuch din bad maa mera fir baltkar ho gaya.maa-mene kaha th aag se kahyal rakane.larki -aag se to kayal reka lakin kamine ne picke se kar diya

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